The Lightbulb Above My Head Burnt Out

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world…Ohh sorry that’s wine…. wine does that ..

saturgay:

making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it

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bechloe-mitchell:

GUYS! ANNA ALMOST HAS 1 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER.

What if when she hits 1M she does like a livechat and she just sits there not knowing what to do, and being her “boring” and “awkward” self for like an hour an a half?

I think I would pay to make this happen…

mrransomm:

dingoinnuendo:

ok what i want is a klondike bar commercial where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say ‘what would you do for a klondike bar’ and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she whispers ‘id kill a man’

then at the end of the commercial there’s a flash of her eating a klondike bar.

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Scott pilgrim got lucky…what if he had to battle Taylor Swifts exes.